Newly single? Stressed? Need something new? If you don't want a truthful, unpaid,TMI review, please don't read more. I don't typically review anything. I feel if I passed on sharing newfound knowledge with the world, I would be doing woman kind a disservice. That being said hold onto your pants.........Believe it or not, as a 33 year old mother, I can truthfully say I'm fairly inexperienced with self pleasure. Small amount of background, I spent 16 years with a man who, let's say, was not lacking, or inexperienced. Sure we had toys. Honestly most of them were his picks, and entirely too much. I thought I'd experienced the big O, but never like this. Alone, with a partner, doesn't matter, so far there is no comparison. I have NEVER "female ejaculated." Sure I have read its piss; but I must say, WHO CARES! I ordered, charged, and sat on this product for a week before having an opportunity. I read the reviews that made me nervous...alot said loud... well...not any louder then anything I've owned in the past. I should not have waited. I never slept through the night. Mostly woke up drenched in sweat. Probably from shoving every feeling I've had since 12 down, and the stress of being a responsible adult stuck in an extremely toxic relationship. This 50$ changed that. Lol maybe went a little far but CMON I said honest right? One night I sent my 12 year old off and sat alone lonely. I thought wtf why not? I had a few drinks and settled into bed. In less then 10 minutes, alas, I had achieved the infamous "squirt." Not only once, but 3 times! I slept amazing. Thank whatever deity you choose to believe in, I put a towel down first. It soaked through the towel,sheets,mattress pad, and on to the mattress protector. I miraculously achieved a solid 8 hours of interrupted sleep, with no stress sweat. I also gained the confidence of a beauty queen! Funny I'm not even upset about the extra laundry. I also can't wait to do it again. A new feeling. Maybe already an addict? Jk but seriously if your are considering this....just buy it. It's the best 50$ I've ever spent.
This thing sucks on and doesn’t let go. The only thing you will still need a man for is to turn the thing off because your mind will be blown. It’s water proof, easy to clean and though I don’t use it that often because I like human connection better the battery lasted multiple uses out of the box I’ve had it over 2 months and just put it on the charger the other day out of fear it might die mid play. If you are interested, but it. If you are lonesome, buy it. If you want to play with your partner or make them jealous, buy it! The only issues I have with it are a voice command to make it stop when you have lost all body function would be helpful and it is a bit on the loud side.
Vibrators on the clit have never worked for me. I realized what I was needing was not just vibration but actual back and forth movement too, I am shocked at how well this works. Never cared for sex toys until now. It’s the vibration, plus the suction, plus the back and forth motion that was the perfect combo of stimulation for me Warning: the suction is strong! It kind of hurt at first but I realized I was in the automatic mode, once I switched to be able to control the suction myself it was a lot more enjoyable Buy this thing it’s the bomb!!
Vibrators on the clit have never worked for me. I realized what I was needing was not just vibration but actual back and forth movement too, I am shocked at how well this works. Never cared for sex toys until now. It’s the vibration, plus the suction, plus the back and forth motion that was the perfect combo of stimulation for me Warning: the suction is strong! It kind of hurt at first but I realized I was in the automatic mode, once I switched to be able to control the suction myself it was a lot more enjoyable Buy this thing it’s the bomb!!
The package arrived discreetly, very easy to open, and to get started. It was already charged when it arrived! The suction didn’t work for me, I might’ve been doing things wrong though. If you’re a little sensitive like me, then the vibration of the tongue can be a bit intense at first but overall it is absolutely amazing! And yes, the tongue really does feel like the real thing. Forewarning, this may cause multiple orgasms, prolonged orgasms, and a lot of fun alone, or with a partner.
I’m honestly impressed with this device. The charge lasts a while (turns out I’m a “greedy girl”), the different functions keep it exciting, and once you get everything situated, it’s potentially hands free and feels AMAZING. I’ve always had to put in quite a bit of work to reach the big O, but that’s certainly not the case with this toy. I’ve already recommended it to all of my friends. *Pro tip: keep the instructions nearby the first couple of times. The suction is POWERFUL and waddling around to find the manual with the device stuck in place isn’t one of my proudest moments. ?